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More Marmite Love & Hate

By: Seamus Waldron Published: 18 October 2006
Marmite Love poetry
30 Jul 2001, Seamus

Lyrics from : Housewife

That's it, I've had enough of this Marmite love, Bringing you breakfast in bed when its already lunch, That's it, no more will I have to pour your coffee In to you favourite morning mug, cause I accidentally smashed it on the wall, very hard. What a shame you look so marred by the temperamental state of mind I'm showing That's it I've had enough of this marmite. Goodbye, I'm going.

That's it, I've got it planned I've got to make a stand And don't you try and stop me leaving cause its all thought out, That's it, no more will you bore me to tears with you relentless on my ears about the washing up, cause I couldn't give a flying cup of tea about the washing up its me or the plates and don't say that you had know way of knowing. That's it I've had enough of this marmite love, Goodbye - I'm going.

I've already packed my suitcase, tied it up with that new bootlace from really expensive trainers you bought with my from my account. I've made myself a breakfast brunch with the left overs from your office lunch, And no there's no way to sort this out. That's it, I've had enough of this marmite love, I'm not your toasted soldier - And now that I have told you Goodbye my dear I'm gone.



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I like warm toast, but I like my marmite mixed with the butter which is impossible when the marg melts. So can marmite make it already mixed with butter (mutter maybe?) so I can spread it on warm toast without the melted marg problem..... and then can you send me a big check for thinking of the idea? please?
Ciaran Clarke Brighton
my girlfriends mouth tastes of marmite.
nicky london

Provenance: Originally published on ilovemarmite.com (the site's original domain, 2000–2016). Republished here on ilovemarmite.co.uk in 2025 after the .com domain was lost. Original publication date preserved above.

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