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Apr 26 2007 Post Icon

Marmite Joke

By: Seamus Waldron Published: 26 April 2007

It's not often (ever?) that you hear a Marmite Joke, but.....

"We won a lifetime supply of Marmite in our house the other week..."

"... one Jar!"

Any more Marmite jokes out there? Please send them in.

Provenance: Originally published on ilovemarmite.com (the site's original domain, 2000–2016). Republished here on ilovemarmite.co.uk in 2025 after the .com domain was lost. Original publication date preserved above.

Tags: marmitearchivedhumourjokebritishfood
Categories: Pop Culture References , Love It or Hate It Phenomenon

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