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Sep 19 2014 Post Icon

Manly Marmite Hiking Fudge...... yum

By: Seamus Waldron Published: 19 September 2014

I love *most* Marmite based foods. Marmite Cheese, check! Marmite Cashew Nuts, check! Marmite crisps, crackers, chocolate, CHECK!

So this is new and looks absolutely fantastic;

Some things are only whispered in dark corners. Others stride out of the dark corners and confront you with heroic poses and manly stances. Manly Marmite Hiking Fudge is only suitable for those with far horizons in their eyes, windswept hair and the ability to face down an irate bear with nothing but a firm word and small periodical. This stuff may put hairs on your chest (irrespective of gender, goodness knows I had to wax for weeks after simply testing it). It will certainly fortify you through a hike of even comparatively strenuous conditions. It's marmite. And fudge. Well actually it's a bitter dark chocolate forged with marmite, over a lighter fudgy-marmite base and topped with a sprinkling of crushed, lightly salted cashew nuts. It's salty, sweet, marmity and dangerous.
From Etsy.com

Update, 2024: See Marmite in puddings, which is less unhinged than it sounds for the wider Marmite-and-sweet repertoire.

Provenance: Originally published on ilovemarmite.com (the site's original domain, 2000–2016). Republished here on ilovemarmite.co.uk in 2025 after the .com domain was lost. Original publication date preserved above.

Tags: marmitearchivednewproductfudgesnacksbritishfoodhumour
Categories: Product Launches , Recipes & Cooking , Limited Editions & Specials

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