Marmite has launched the 'Marmasaurus', the definitive guide to all Marmite-related terminology, downloadable as an e-book for free.
The Marmasaurus covers the words used by Marmite lovers when describing their yeasty joys.
Created by the newly formed Ministry of Marmite, the primary official body responsible for all aspects of Marmite-related activity in the UK, the Marmasaurus is an urban dictionary that defines the Marmite habits of the nation, and should be the go-to glossary for yeast aficionados.
The Marmasaurus (which I think sounds like a yeast eating dinosaur) includes terms such as:
- "The Brown Noser" - The Thick Spreader
- "Backseat Spreader" - Someone who shouts orders whilst another prepares their Marmite on toast
- "Marmite Mary" - A Marmite virgin
- "Toast Elbow" - Injury sustained through over-enthusiastic spreading of Marmite on toast
