Marmite Articles

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I looooovvvvveeeeee Marmite 30 Jul 2001, Seamus I dunno whether any of you lot are as serious about your marmite as I am, well let me tell you I looooovvvvveeeeee the stuff i get cravings for it, I just have to have it.

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Urban myth or not? Whatever: painfully funny 30 Jul 2001, Seamus 16 year old pupil at one of England's leading fee paying schools, returned from school for his Christmas holidays in what appeared to be some measure of discomfort.

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Marmite Love poetry 30 Jul 2001, Seamus Lyrics from : Housewife That's it, I've had enough of this Marmite love, Bringing you breakfast in bed when its already lunch, That's it, no more will I have to pour your coffee In to you favourite morning mug, cause I accidentally smashed it on the wall, very hard.

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A Yanks view of England 30 Jul 2001, Seamus For lunch, we had a picnic out of the boot (trunk for my fellow yanks). Damn, wot a lunch!!

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Marmite commercials 30 Jul 2001, Seamus LOOKING FOR THE MARMITE COMMERCIAL BASED ON THE BLOB? , well look no further than here Marmite has great commercials these days, but if you are not in the UK, how can you see them?

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Buy Marmite in Holland

I'm walking through the streets of Utrecht in Holland, when I happend across an interesting little shop window that has lots of little pyraminds and towers made of canned soups, Heinz Spagetti and..MARMITE! Good grief, I had to go in.....

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Squeeze Me, Lick Me.....

Before I begin, let me say a big THANK YOU to Marmite for sending me a "pre-release" Squeezy Marmite. First thoughts Whilst I was waiting for my Squeezy Marmite to be delivered, I had one overriding thought and one concern. The thought was "Will Marmite be squeezeable?".

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For the Marmite fan who has everything.....

Not all that glitters is gold. In this case, it was solid silver, let me explain. Whilst walking down Neal St., one of my favorite streets in London, I passed Perpetuity , a jewelers of high regard. What was it that cought my eye? Two jars of Marmite in the shop window with solid silver tops.

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On the origins of the word Marmite

From www.nakedtranslations.com [site appears to be dead] We were looking at the menu of a very nice London restaurant on Saturday when one of my co-lunchers exclaimed: "Monkfish tail "en marmite"??! Whaaaat? Fish in Marmite?" Tut tut. Those Engleesh. I reassured my friend: "Of course not.

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I Wouldn't Eat It: Marmite

From Too Many Chefs , food bloggersd extraordinaire. Originally written in February 2004. Consulting the web, the most important thing to know about Marmite is apparently that it is NOT Vegemite. So what is it? Basically, it's beer yeast crap. Or more precisely, salty beer yeast crap.

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